Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent........
Oh dear I've been memed by Debi.............so I'll get it over with..........
Apparently I've got to put this on the post............
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1. I was born in a small fishing village in Cornwall (Portboscathobetherwickbellack) in 1423.
2. My mother was an Irish porn star with 3 breasts and my father invented gold.
3. I have 23 sisters and 39 brothers, but can't remember their names.
4. I once swam to America, arriving there 12 years, 19 months, 63 days and 47 hours after I left Cornwall. I caught the bus back.
5. My dad and your dad went to different schools together.
9 comments:
Oh Confucious, I thought you were just 250 years old!
But all the time you were born in 1423...
that's the way to do it . . .
Even philosophers lie about their age sometimes Susan.....
thank you skint - we are in total agreement on this I think........
Hey, I thought Cornwall was famous for its pasties not ite porkie pies.
Hi again Confucious,
I was just wondering if that 3rd breast provided for that EXTRA portion of milk which in turn, created your immortality.
Did I forget to mention that my Grandfather was a Leprichaun..............
You mean you don't believe me steve.....just for that, consider yourself tagged for this mememememe....
Was your mum a rabbit?
No but my dad was....didn't say they were all my mum's.........
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