More 21st Century sayings explained.....

Rather appropriately, Number 2 in the series...

Early in the 21st century, President Bush was assassinated by Eco - Friendly extremist group, The Birds.

They used curious "eco - weapons" that were a sort of gun made from recycled newspapers and formed into the shape of a bird. These "guns" fired bird waste pellets at high velocity, powered by methane gas - extracted from.....well you can guess where.

At the Presidents State of the Union er, talk to the nation, err..speech......err whatever you want to call it.... an extremist jumped up from his seat and fired two pellets of bird doo doo into the President, killing him instantly.

Hence the saying we have today...a bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush.


NB: The protester took his own life by breathing in some of the methane fumes, lighting a match and blowing himself up! Thereby causing a serious improvement to the state of the union, by taking several generals with him!