Sunday, February 11, 2007

To get rid of unwanted pubic hair, one must spit. ..............




Or this could be you..................

14 comments:

Unknown said...

Right, your number's up mate! Granny's teleporting to Cornwall as I type. She says she's going to spit roast you and could you please lay on a couple of bottles of beer so she's got something to drink while she watches you turn a nice crispy brown.

This is War!

Confucious Trevaskis said...

Spit roasted by your Granny! Definitely an occasion to get out the beer..............

Saaleha said...

Well chicken is my favourite. I was thinking this evening about how many kilos of wings I'd need to marinade, how many full chickens, how many chicken sosaties, and how much fillet for the braai (bbQ) in a few week's time. Wil think of you when i prepare the stuff. btw, don't mention this to Atyllah.

Saaleha said...

and I forgot to mention the chicken kebab as a starter.

Suzan Abrams, email: suzanabrams@live.co.uk said...

Depends how one likes one's fetishes, I guess...

Debi said...

Don't you have any sense of self-preservation???

Granny - don't blast all of Cornwall. Please.

Chickens in choppers darkening the south western skies as we speak ...

Unknown said...

Now look what you've done - you picked on the wrong chicken!

Anonymous said...

Well I only hope that you and Granny can come to some kind of arrangement (think you'd best appologise). I'll miss your posts terribly if the worst comes to the worst and you get to be a spit roast. Even if Granny does save me a leg hee,hee!

concerned citizen said...

I have no clue what you are talking about, but that skinny lady freaked me out!

Unknown said...

Evil, evil, evil humans. Oooh, you'll pay - and you know how I know - because humanity can always be relied upon to end up spit roasting itself. Ha!

Unknown said...

Well said Aytllah - shame on you Confucious! Causing a kerfuffle in the chic's coop!

Confucious Trevaskis said...

I don't know what all the fuss is about - it's a well known fact that us fatties eat lots of chicken!!!

Still not sure whether we should be discussing spit roasting and granny in the same sentence......

Bring it on grannie.......my cat is at the ready...................

Don't worry L>T...you've just stumbled into the Chicken Wars......

Conqueress said...

Wow. I'll stick to red meat... Beef ribs BBQ up much better than chicken ever will.

Confucious Trevaskis said...

Hello conqueress...nice of you to drop in.............agree with you about the ribs by the way.........