Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel..............
In the 1400s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
I think we'd need a rule of thigh these days..............................
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U. S. Treasury.
That's sort of the same thing these days.............................
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
Clever girls............................
Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle' is the phrase inspired by this practise
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
You know you did...........................................
9 comments:
It is not impossible to lick your elbow. I just did it.
It was terribly difficult, almost excruciating. But I did it.
I used to be able to pur both feet behind my head as well.
You obviously have a very long tongue, a lot of time on your hands - and no name.........
Pedantrically speaking...
Tipp-ex for correcting typing errors, a short-lived product, used by some for fume-sniffing was invented by a woman whose claim to fame was eclipsed by the fact that her son became lead singer of the Monkees.
despite the fact that Tippex made her very rich indeed.
I think I will get a Tippex laser-printer, so I can unprint all those pages that I waste.
Anonymous: I don't believe you. please post the video.
You caught me! It's not often I'm one of such a large majority ...
soubriquet, I'd say she did well on 2 counts then.....and I'd definitely be up for the lazer eraser..............
Debi, does that mean you cant put your feet behind your head as well........
Hmmm ... only if I could detach them at the hip ...
Did YOU know a person standing with one foot against the wall cannot lift the other foot? :)
I didn't try. I tend to accept the wisdom of confy, at my own peril, or course :P
wow great post i would say .quite interesting
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