Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit ...
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....
Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."
Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my tights. "
9 comments:
Very funny. Didn't see that coming. Not sure why Claude had a haystack in his house, but have heard that old people can be very set in their hays, and have some funny ideas.
didn't say he had a whole stack, that would have been the last straw......you started it!
It could have been a lot worse, Confucious.
If Claude had known Maude was a virgin, he may have had to use a sickle or a hammer...
Ha-Ha
I notice you're not fessing up to this being a pic of you and your lovely lady wife ...
Ooops, sorry. Have I let the cat out of the bag? (And will you now be reminding us where that saying comes from, oh wise one?)
Susan, I do believe yoou were being rude!
And I thought you were so innocent...
Caught me out Debi! Mmmm, one for the future my child.
I'll get to work on that after the 5 days of feminism!
snort, cackle, ROTFLMTFO!
I was only being practical, Confucious.
It's ok I liked it!
Hey I thought it was a true sentimental story about to old love birds! The Pic fooled me, I love it!
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