A single fact can ruin a good argument.............
After reading Minx's post featuring our "fluffy friends" the cats -
I decided to do some investigating into their real activities.
The results are shocking and despicable.......
So you thought kittens were cute - it's just an act!
Whilst pretending to be super hero friends to humans...
Whilst pretending to be super hero friends to humans...
They've been secretly laughing at us all the time!
Secretly stealing the warmth from our homes..
They're behind recent brash, anarchic pop culture
........
........ And when they're stripped of their furry costumes -
They look like THIS!
Not only that...they're getting BIGGER! 
Spending your money on expensive parties.......
Where their friends get drunk in YOUR house - while you're out!
But worse than that...........
They've started to arm themselves
In an evil plot to take over the worldand kill us!!!
The Bastards!
12 comments:
LMAO!! Cats are evil!
Thanks for popping by TR
Good God!
I think I'd better buy a dog. A big dog, and quickly.
Hi Confucious,
What a gorgeous idea for a post.
And with your choice of pictures, creative & clever too.
I can't decide on a favourite.
I like the 'Beatle' with the electric guitar and also no.3 looks like a sniggering sort of chap.
I think no.1 probably.
Now, does that kitty look like it can bite...
thank God I got over my love for cats once I had children.
so - what about dogs, eh Con-few-she-us?
According to Eddie Izzard, the intelligent ones left Egypt in a spaceship and those dogs that were left, went 'Uh, wha' appened'?
What you seem to be telling us here, is how intelligent cats really are... ;¬)
And I thought my old Cats Who Look Like Hitler post was good ...
http://debialper.blogspot.com/2006/06/whatever-next.html
The cats are making progress it seems ... Just as well you're onto them, Confy.
Mutant Cats! Who says humans are meant to dominate the world forever! Just watch planet of the apes and you will get my drift!
Those cats haven't got it all their own way - I'm on to em.
But dogs.....weeeell...there just might be a story there too!
Like it Debi, like it.......
Thanks for brightening up a winter's evening, confucious. Hugely entertaining.
Just me, Confucious.
Stopping by to say hello as always.
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